Valentines Day is the day of love all around the world to celebrate the love life with their spouse which could be husband,wife,girl friend of boyfriend. So we are here today to provide the most loving Valentines Day status to be set on whatsapp and facebook.
We tried best to give you most out of the box status ideas and very focused toward any specific feelings or events like we did on Eid, Christmas and New Year and came up with best and top popular status updates unlike other ripped status blogs. So keep th mission ahead we are here to give you best status quotes for “Valentines Day” to wish your lover with an amazing emotional yet cool status update.
We tried best to give you most out of the box status ideas and very focused toward any specific feelings or events like we did on Eid, Christmas and New Year and came up with best and top popular status updates unlike other ripped status blogs. So keep th mission ahead we are here to give you best status quotes for “Valentines Day” to wish your lover with an amazing emotional yet cool status update.
Valentines Day Facebook WhatsApp Status
- That awkward moment when you realize that Valentine’s day is approaching fast and the only one you love is your pet.
- Eagerly waiting for 15th February. No fuckers! You read it right. It 15th, not 14th.
- Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t suit his taste!
- What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!
- If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, ‘What did you do?’
- Love Just sucks, Sometimes it feels good but sometimes it is just another way to bleed.
- On Valentine’s day: “I don’t need a girlfriend. My job irritates me everyday & that’s enough for me”
- ‘The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.’
- The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed.
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular.
- ‘I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.’
- The course of a true love did never run straight.
- What did the painter say to her boyfriend? “I love you with all my art!”
- What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.
- Some People treat relationship as a video game. They play them and when they get bored they CHEAT
- But I have seen thee And thou art enough.
- This valentine’s day, I wont cry for u bcz my mascara is too expensive.
- If you are in love, and wish to send you own Valentine’s Day quotes, either use these or else modify them for your own true love.
- I like being single because then only I am always there when I need me. -Art LEO
- Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.
- Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable? Because it’s all heart.
- A heart that loves is always young.
- What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? You get buttered up.
- Sorry girls, I wont be giving heart this year. Instead I have another throbbing organ you might be interested in. ??
- Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Status for Singles
February 7: Rose Day - Rs.25(Red Rose)
February 8: Propose Day -Rs.200(Card + Ice Cream)
February 9: Chocolate Day -Rs.400(Cant Give A Low Price Chocolate)
February 10: Teddy Day - Rs.900(That S The Lowest Price)
February 11: Promise Day - Rs.180(Again,few Food Expenses )
February 12: Hug Day - Rs.320(You Have To Hug After Applying ADeo)
February 13: Kiss Day - Rs.200(Spray Mint Before Kissing) .
February 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs.2225(You Cant Handle Lesser Than ThisAmount)
Congratulations -Singles,,,You Just Saved Nearly Rs.4000 In AWeek.. …….